It's me, Melanie!

and one of the guys in the break room doesn’t know how to eat properly. Crunching, I get, because there are crunchy foods, still bothers me, but you get less of a glare from me. Smacking, I hate so much. Smacking while eating a crunchy food, inexcusable. THERE IS NO NEED! If you are crunching, most likely it’s a dry food, and in this case you are eating chips. Smacking is a wet noise. Please stop. God. Make. It. Stop.