It's me, Melanie!: Archive

Jan 27th

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Jan 24th

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I forgot I was pooping.

I started looking at tumblr.

Jan 24th

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That moment when you have the break room all to yourself, so you fart, and then the whole store decides that it’s time to go in the break room.

Jan 18th

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To all who interrupt me WHILE I am reading to ask me what I am reading: Don’t. If my book is down, if my book is closed, or if I’m just holding my book, feel free to ask. It’s like interrupting me while I’m watching tv, it’s annoying and brings me out of my world. Plus, stop smacking while you are eating chips. Also, stop sitting by me at lunch.

Jan 3rd

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Dec 28th

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thekingofthecosmos replied to your post: HEY DEREK Aw. See If I had a lady that loved it when I run to see her because I wanted to see her I would be one happy camper. Enjoy the happiness Mel. I will. Those little things are wonderful to me. I’m truly happy with this one.

Dec 13th

HEY DEREK

I loved that you ran down the street in busy French Quarter traffic just to see me for three minutes. I also love that we almost created a hole in the universe with my bluetooth in my car and your phone when you hopped in, luckily I ended the call just in time.

Dec 13th

Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

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Derek and I went to Celebration IN the Oaks last night. I had fun with my poop head.

Dec 11th

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Dec 9th

I have a super really bad food noise phobia...

and one of the guys in the break room doesn’t know how to eat properly. Crunching, I get, because there are crunchy foods, still bothers me, but you get less of a glare from me. Smacking, I hate so much. Smacking while eating a crunchy food, inexcusable. THERE IS NO NEED! If you are crunching, most likely it’s a dry food, and in this case you are eating chips. Smacking is a wet noise....

Dec 8th

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ndnick replied to your post: I WANT amazon.com/s/ref=n… You can apparently by the most relevant version of attention new for $11.53 or used for $6.42 HA. HA. HA.

Dec 8th

jemscaforever replied to your post: TUMBLRVERSE It makes me sad. ?

Dec 8th

jemscaforever asked: I'm growing mine out super long for a couple years then I want to dread it. :)

Dec 8th

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TUMBLRVERSE

I wish you would stop showing me pictures of engagement rings. It makes my tummy feel funny.

Dec 7th

Getting ready to do my presentation in 40 minutes, and I’m channeling Mila Kunis. She seems like a lady with confidence.

Dec 5th

I WANT

attention.

Dec 5th

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